i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
GOTTA GET THAT BACON
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
I can relate to this
when the teacher gives you a surprise test
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
Just because you miss someone, it doesn’t mean you should go back to them. Sometimes you have to just keep missing them until you wake up one morning and realise that you don’t anymore.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
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